Saturday 23 May 2009

Twat-light


"Robert Pattinson" just say it aloud and hear a million training bras snap worldwide with lusty sighs. The chiselled one of Twilight "Edward Cullen-perfect face" fame; you know that misogynist gush-fest about saving yourself  (if she puts out she might die, he's a vampire but more importantly  a boy and he can't control himself) marketed to Christian 13yr olds.
Not only does he act, he sings (a musician- what a dreamboat!). He made some songs for the mopey Twilight soundtrack.
This one "Never Think"  has the longest intro (he's saving himself musically, extended morals at play) ever known, and then he's so fucking breathy you can't hear the words anyway. It's like if Damien Rice's wimpy tears formed a song. It's bound to become a "If I lose it with you I want it to be special" hit, just cue the tea-lights, and knocking knees.
This version has the lyrics- Never Think- he obviously didn't...


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