Thursday, 2 July 2009

Somewhat naked man with a gun picture of the day

How many times did you miss an opportunity and think "Oh I wish I had known before"? Too many. Well that never happened to this guy for one simple reason:


and you're not.

This dude right here is the embodiment of the expression "born ready". I'm pretty sure his militia friends call him Mr. 360 degrees. Terrorists on sight? Click click blah, Tango down. Post-lunch, Pabst Blue Ribbon induced drowsiness? That's what human-shaped sleeping bags are made for. Possible hook up with semi-hot chicks at the local NRA convention? Heeeeeeell yeah.

Don't let the goofy backdrop fool you: if awesomeness was a science, my man 360 would win a Nobel prize.

I shed so many pounds, I'm dancing in a poodle of fat!

Alternate title: "Work it out, bitch"