Sort of Naked Japanese ladies without Guns Picture of the Day

Somewhat naked man with a gun picture of the day

How many times did you miss an opportunity and think "Oh I wish I had known before"? Too many. Well that never happened to this guy for one simple reason:

HE'S ALWAYS PREPARED

and you're not.

This dude right here is the embodiment of the expression "born ready". I'm pretty sure his militia friends call him Mr. 360 degrees. Terrorists on sight? Click click blah, Tango down. Post-lunch, Pabst Blue Ribbon induced drowsiness? That's what human-shaped sleeping bags are made for. Possible hook up with semi-hot chicks at the local NRA convention? Heeeeeeell yeah.

Don't let the goofy backdrop fool you: if awesomeness was a science, my man 360 would win a Nobel prize.

I shed so many pounds, I'm dancing in a poodle of fat!

Alternate title: "Work it out, bitch"

Naked couple with a gun photo of the day.

Recently Departed Celebrity with a Gun Photo of the Day

R.I.P Michael Jackson

Some will blame it on the boogie, I will blame it on cardiac arrest.

Would it have killed me to rest my foot on the rung below?

Here's me. Just chillin'. Nothing awkward about this pose at all. I think my leg may be stuck now. 

Titter Tattooer: Part 2

I will never ever EVER be bored by skin art mistakes. EVER.