An Appeal- Have you seen this jumper?

This jumper was last seen at the Pains of Being Pure at Heart gig at The Lexington on Friday. It's now lost and alone in a foreign country. It is grey and aqua and pink, it is also very young and may answer to the name "sweater". (Picture shows a possible suspect)

 It belongs to our friend (not pictured), a visitor to our nation- he'd like it back plus he's American so he's probably super-tough and owns a gun or five. If you know anything about this-email us at throughthewittypun@gmail.com 

We (pictured below) don't want it to come to this but it might do, we've got our own crossbows and shit: