Almost Naked Famous Friend With a Gun Picture of The Day

Naked Woman with a Gun Picture of the Day

Oh deary, deary me.

Single, Naked, Female, with own Gun, WLTM...

The Trigger Happy Weekly's soulmates column won't know what's hit it.

Awkward Naked Band Photo of the Day

Naked, armed and dangerous Italian Prime Minister picture of the day

"I'm through with wearing rocks for clothes"

Mmmkay, Silvio Berlsuconi is not exactly holding a gun in this picture but you don't need one when you're intimate enough with every single Beretta board member to call them by their first name. Holsters make you all sweaty anyway, they prevent you to move freely and feel comfortable about your body when all you want is to take off your pants and chill in the sun with your bodyguards. Nah really, Silvio is way beyond carrying a gun on vacation. He's all about fair play, giving you a chance to escape by restricting his infinite lethal potential to blunt weapons only. I mean, if he really wanted to set up a spicy encouter between someone's head and a bullet he would only nod at the unlucky bastard and let the henchmen/squadra volante take care of business. Like, Silvio is so awesome that he probably could shape that rock into an elegant suit or more likely a heavy machine gun just by unleashing the unearthly power of his mind. Maybe he wouldn't even use a rock, proving once again that his body itself is a perfectly designed and highly sophisticated killing machine sent from the future to destroy the human race. Hands of doom, lasers in the eyes.

SILVIO BERLUSCONI = TERMINATORE

"Click click, tu sei fottuto"

Naked man with a gun collection picture of the day

He definitely necessitates a gun rack.

"Hello, RSPCA?" -yes? "We got a couple new cases right here."

It's just not fair.

Almost Naked Man with a gun (and piece of card) picture of the day

That sure is one handy piece of card...but being a naked cowboy is in general pretty impractical.

'Almost-naked (wo)man with a Gun Picture(painting)' of the day

So wrong, but yet so... wrong.



Put it away, Palin! Proof that sometimes paintings can be more disturbing that photographs.

'Almost-naked Man with a Gun Picture' of the day

Truely speechless on this one.

'Almost-naked Man with a Gun Picture' of the day

That's right- I DO intend for this to be a daily feature. He took the duvet off his (single!) bed first before taking the picture. Who on earth took the photo? His mum?