Things That Go Bump In the Night #3

6. The reason I relapsed into  sleeping with the light on for a month last summer

Things That Go Bump In the Night #2

4. Ghosts of children are much scarier than adult ghosts; I feel they've got a more nothing to lose style of haunting and stunted morals.

5. Child Magicians are much much creepier than adult magicians, this is largely due to Twin Peaks (the creamed corn kid) and the fact that they have stunted morals and a premature knowledge of trickery and mystery.

Things That Go Bump In the Night #1

I was the most afraid child ever, I slept with the light on until I was about 15. If there was ever something to start a blog series about it was this...

1. Cats the musical- They all look grubby and crawl no writhe around. I was never sure that they knew they weren't cats. It just felt unsavoury. 

 It's basically the whole Lloyd-Wanker (have you seen him lick his lips?) package that creeps my jeepers to this day.

2. ET- I really hated that bit where he gets sick, not because I give a fuck just because he's like a parasite or something. Plus I was convinced he fancied Elliot.

3. The Blind- I feel bad about this one. But at least they can get their rocks off here