Well Clementyne, I know we jest met in the dairy queen an awl, but I sure do thank yer pretty an I'd lyke ta show you jest how much I cayre by takin' yew out on a reeeeel fine date. I done thought o e'rythang... I figgered we could get yew a babysitter for that kid you got...
....an thin i'm gonna pick yew up in ma limozine. woooowweee e'rbody in town gonna be think' how lucky you are! by the way yer gonna have ta sit in tha back with ma dawg Cletis 'cuz we gotta kepp the limow balanced or it'll roll right over like a clown in a barrel at the rodeo...
Thin I thawt, if its a reeeel naice naight, I could take ya to my luvly gardeen an we could sit on my romaantic swang...
I guess after that you'd be gittin' hongry so i would bbq us up some o' them squrriels i done run over the otherr week. ain't nothin' too good for ma clementine...
an' by then yew maight be gettin' some romanteek feelins i could take you for a downhome dip in my state-o-the-art hot tub. i will o' course provide the bubbles....
yours truly,
bobby joe woodcock
What a debut! You renounce those American routes. You are one of us now. x
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